Saturday, May 07, 2005

Bigfoot IS blurry - that's the problem

Check out the latest Bigfoot video footage from Manitoba, as shown by A Current Affair. That furry creep is just as blurry as he's ever been. Arguably, one of the most astute analyses of Bigfoot was done by the late Mitch Hedberg.

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I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.

-Mitch Hedberg